Tour:

This is where you'll find information about my book signing tour, updates on the latest location I'll be visiting, and pictures from signing events.

Rules of conduct:

This book isn't an ordinary book, and I am not an ordinary author. As such, extraordinary rules of conduct must be observed when you meet me.

1. Do not make direct eye contact with me.

2. You must adhere to the following procedure when shaking my hand:

i. Stand directly in front of me with both feet together.

ii. Extend your arm in front of you and wait for me to engage if I choose to do so.

iii. If I grant you a hand shake, you may hold my hand, pump once or twice, and then promptly let go. I will then wipe my hand with a moist towelette, and you will bow, step aside and quickly walk away.

3. You must stand at least 3 feet (1 m) apart from me at all times.

4. Do not talk directly to me. If you want to tell me something, write it down and hand it to an assistant.

5. Formal attire is encouraged (suit + tie if possible).

Locations:

Here are some details to help you plan your life around my tour:
Upcoming events:

  • DONE: Austin - Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 7:30 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    10225 Research Boulevard, Austin, TX 78759

    Note: Illustrator Bryan Douglas will be joining me at this signing.

  • DONE: Woodlands - Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 7:30 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    9595 Six Pines Drive, Suite 400 The Woodlands, TX 77380

  • DONE: Dallas - Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 7:30 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    3600 McKinney Avenue Dallas, TX 75204

  • DONE: Tempe - Friday, September 15, 2006 - 7:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    699 South Mill Ave, Suite 119 Tempe, AZ 85281

  • DONE: Tucson - Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 2:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    5870 E Broadway Blvd Tucson, AZ 85711

  • DONE: Englewood - Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 3:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    9515 E County Line Road Englewood, CO 80112

    Note: Illustrator Angelo Vildasol will be joining me at this signing.

  • DONE: Annapolis - Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 7:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    1115 Annapolis Mall Annapolis, MD 21401

  • DONE: Fairfax - Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 7:30 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    11054 Lee Hwy Fairfax, VA 22030

  • DONE: Marietta - Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 7:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    4475 Roswell Rd Marietta, GA 30062

  • Richfield - Sunday, September 24, 2006 - 2:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    800 W 78th Street Richfield, MN 55423

    Note: Illustrator John Petersen will be joining me at this signing.

  • St. Peters - Monday, September 25, 2006 - 7:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    1320 Mid Rivers Mall St. Peters, MO 63376

  • Pittsburgh - Tuesday, September 26, 2006 - 7:30 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    8000 Mcknight Rd #1170 Pittsburgh, PA 15237

  • Columbus - Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 7:30 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    6670 Sawmill Road Columbus, OH 43235

  • Cuyahoga Falls - Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 7:30 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    335 Howe Avenue Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44221

Places I have rocked:

  • DONE: Salt Lake City - Tuesday, June 20 - 7:00 PM
    Sam Weller's Bookstore
    254 South Main Street, Salt Lake City, UT 84101

  • DONE: New York - Friday, June 23 - 1:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    100 Broadway, New York, NY 10005

  • DONE: New Jersey - Saturday, June 24 - 1:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    290 Commons Way, Bridgewater, NJ 08807

    Notes: Special thanks to Pirate Joe, Pasquale, and Dexter for the pics. The guy signing in the picture with me is Tom Pollock Jr., one of the badass illustrators from the book.

  • DONE: Boston - Monday, June 26 - 12:30 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    10-24 School Street, Boston, MA 02108

  • DONE: Ann Arbor - Tuesday, June 27 - 7:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    612 E Liberty, Ann Arbor, MI 48104

  • DONE: Chicago - Wednesday, June 28 - 7:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    830 N Michigan, Chicago, IL 60611

    Tour 2:

  • DONE: Sacramento/Folsom - Thursday, July 13 - 7:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    2765 E Bidwell St, Folsom, CA 95630

  • DONE: San Jose - Friday, July 14 - 7:00 PM
    Barnes & Noble
    3600 Stevens Creek Blvd, San Jose, CA 95117


  • DONE: Los Angeles - Saturday, July 15 - 3:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    6081 Center Dr, Los Angeles, CA 90045

    Photos coming soon...

  • DONE: Santa Barbara/Goleta - Monday, July 17 - 7:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    7000 Marketplace Drive, Goleta, CA 93117

    Photos coming soon...

  • DONE: La Mirada - Tuesday, July 18 - 7:30 PM
    Holiday Inn Select - Ballroom
    14299 Firestone Blvd, La Mirada, CA 90638

    Photos coming soon...

  • DONE: San Diego - Wednesday, July 19 - 7:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    1072 Camino Del Rio North, San Diego, CA 92108
    Special Guest: Illustrator Leah Tiscione will also be at this signing.

    Photos coming soon...

  • DONE: Portland - Thursday, July 27 - 7:30 PM
    Powell's City of Books
    1000 W Burnside, Portland, OR 97209

    Photos coming soon...

  • DONE: Tacoma WA - Friday, July 28 - 7:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    2508 S 38th St, Tacoma, WA 98409

    Photos coming soon...

  • DONE: Seattle/Redmond WA - Saturday, July 29 - 7:00 PM
    Borders Books and Music
    Redmond Town Center, 16549 NE 74th St, Redmond, WA 98052

    Photos coming soon...

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