So manly that even its sentences don't have periods.
-Dan Berman

Welcome to The Alphabet of Manliness. This site is dedicated to the memory of the effeminate man, who has faced the onset of extinction on June 6, 2006.

10-12-11:

The paperback edition of The Alphabet of Manliness is now out in two alternate covers. You're about to get gang-banged by manliness because they're both being released at the same time:

11-20-09:

Photographic evidence of faces rocked on my new book tour finally posted.

08-19-09:

New edition of The Alphabet of Manliness: Extended Edition finally up on Amazon. Face stomping tour announced.

02-20-09:

I'm working on a new edition of "The Alphabet of Manliness." The new edition will be expanded and revised, and will include "The Numbers of Manliness." This is officially the first announcement of this, even before my regular website or newsletter. It pays to obsess.

08-28-06:

Congressman Jim Cooper indirectly admits that the title of my book is sexier than his on PBS - NOW.

06-30-06:

Finally, something worth reading hits the UK. The UK edition is finally released.

06-21-06:

Pictures from the first book signing are posted on the tour page.

06-06-06:

When is the last time you truly felt alive? When is the last time you did anything that mattered? Today is the official release day of the greatest work of literature ever bestowed upon humanity. You only have one life to live. Make it worth living.

06-01-06:

The first official signing locations have been confirmed so you can start planning your life around me.

05-11-2006:

The Alphabet of Manliness is now rocking crotches over at Barnes & Noble.

05-11-2006:

The UK version of the book will be released by Penguin, and will be available simultaneously with the US release. The UK release may have a different cover. Cancel your vacations.

03-27-2006:

For the first time in the history of the universe, the cover of my book. Behold:

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03-22-2006:

Manliness test added to about section. Take it right now.
Banners added to faq section.

03-20-2006:

Pics of my pecs inadvertently added to faq section.

03-14-2006:

Holy shit! The book is available for pre-order on Amazon! I just came.

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